Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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