I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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