How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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