just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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