so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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