We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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