So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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