Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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