you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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