No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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