I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
