Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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