Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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