So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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