i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
time to smoke my breakfast
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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