Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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