Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
