Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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