ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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