I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm passing your future prison.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
