I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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