Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i believe in u and ur pee
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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