I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
how drunk are you?
Several
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize