Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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