scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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