if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Oh god it's open bar.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
