awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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