another moral hangover. fuck.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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