About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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