I cockslap morals
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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