Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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