I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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