he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
