I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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