im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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