I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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