We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish you could order shots online.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
