Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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