Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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