I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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