My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
