That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Im part way to drunk.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
