your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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