Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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