u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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