Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You need Xanax blowdarts
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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