Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize