Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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