she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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