Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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