god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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