There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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